1. Go into your archive.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five some other people to do the same.
(drum roll) And now, for your reading pleasure, sentence number five:
This puzzles me.
But check out sentence number six, don’t you wish she’d asked me for this one instead?
How can one go through one's entire adolescence without once saying: Hey hey hey, don't get didactic with *me*, motherfucker!
Hmmmm... who to tag, who to tag... Let’s start with Pearl and Yllojkt, since most bloggers I know don’t read them yet. SheSneezes must be selected, because I love her dearly irl and she is a helluva writer, dealing with some way important stuff. Drunken Orangetree is another talented wordsmith and generally witty guy, besides once being my professor, but I’m not sure how long he’s been blogging. You’ve got 23 posts, right? I would tag his wife, Mrs Fanny Assingham, also an inspired molder of my young mind, but I’m entirely certain that she does not yet have posts in the double digits. Next time. Last but certainly not least, the lovely and talented Blindsay at Life During Wartime, a pearl of a girl and a Hootenanny Virtuoso to boot.
Now, read that post down there. It's better.